Why I need to move to another planet
Preferably one that rotates a bit slower than this one, say about 5 hours slower?
You see, my perfect day would go something like this:
Wake at 6:30.
Work from 8:00-4:00
Errands, etc. from 4:00- 6:00
6:00-8:00: cook, eat and clean up dinner
8:00-12:00: talk to husband, watch tv and do computer stuff.
12:00: take a bath
13:00:get ready for bed
14:00: fall asleep
Wake up 9 1/2 hours later at 6:30
Ah, the life on Planet Allison...
Instead, I keep having to make sacrifices on stuff. Like baths. Or husband time. Or sleep.
Stoopid Earth.
You see, my perfect day would go something like this:
Wake at 6:30.
Work from 8:00-4:00
Errands, etc. from 4:00- 6:00
6:00-8:00: cook, eat and clean up dinner
8:00-12:00: talk to husband, watch tv and do computer stuff.
12:00: take a bath
13:00:get ready for bed
14:00: fall asleep
Wake up 9 1/2 hours later at 6:30
Ah, the life on Planet Allison...
Instead, I keep having to make sacrifices on stuff. Like baths. Or husband time. Or sleep.
Stoopid Earth.
4 Comments:
You have no idea how much I feel you on this one.
That schedule sounds entirely agreeable to me.
I'll come live on your world, too.
Can I come too?
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