allison wonderland


"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Why I need to move to another planet

Preferably one that rotates a bit slower than this one, say about 5 hours slower?

You see, my perfect day would go something like this:

Wake at 6:30.
Work from 8:00-4:00
Errands, etc. from 4:00- 6:00
6:00-8:00: cook, eat and clean up dinner
8:00-12:00: talk to husband, watch tv and do computer stuff.
12:00: take a bath
13:00:get ready for bed
14:00: fall asleep
Wake up 9 1/2 hours later at 6:30

Ah, the life on Planet Allison...

Instead, I keep having to make sacrifices on stuff. Like baths. Or husband time. Or sleep.

Stoopid Earth.

4 Comments:

Blogger Meghan said...

You have no idea how much I feel you on this one.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That schedule sounds entirely agreeable to me.

12:05 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

I'll come live on your world, too.

10:02 AM  
Blogger AngelaRae said...

Can I come too?

1:35 PM  

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